orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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alphaflyer:

Stunning.

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